for Amy

Discovery Channel
Friday's @ 9pm
New Episodes:

Man vs. Wild
BEAR GRYLLS

Profitability

Peter: Hey Joanne, I need to talk to you about something, it's actually pretty serious and important.
Joanne: Oh, ok...(stop what I'm doing to pay attention)
Peter: Yea it's actually really critical to the effectiveness of the Email's that you send out to our clients - I've noticed an error - and its actually really glaring - I'm not sure why I haven't noticed it before...
Joanne *surprised look...slightly concerned*
Joanne: Ok - what's up?
Peter: You know at the bottom of the emails where it says 'Please contact the Cruise and Vacation Desk or whatever program it is...?
Joanne: yea...
Peter: Well right there - you should change it to 'Please contact Peter' - then I would get all the clients and the bookings. It would really help me increase sales.
Joanne: Alright well, I have a Webdevelopment meeting today and will bring it up then.
Peter: Sweet! Let me know.

I can has HAM?

GM: Alright everyone - I have your Christmas presents in the back of my truck - make sure you SEE ME before you leave today to pickup your...very special gift.

(everyone files out to receive their HUGE Christmas Ham, compliments of George & Cookie Barnett)

Karen: Peter was on the phone talking to one of his clients - so I picked up his Ham for him...he was telling the client about the Vegan options onboard the ship - and I just plopped the Ham down on the desk..it was pretty funny.

J: (lol) that is funny...I put mine in the back of my car...next to my gym bag - it looks hilarious.

(Peter runs in from the front with his Ham)

Peter: HAM FIGHT!