Email to MKT Department:
LIVE IT UP !! !! !! RAARRRRGH!!!
Friday, February 15, 2008
Friday, December 14, 2007
for Amy
Discovery Channel
Friday's @ 9pm
New Episodes:
Man vs. Wild
BEAR GRYLLS
Friday's @ 9pm
New Episodes:
Man vs. Wild
BEAR GRYLLS
Labels:
Bear Grylls,
Discovery Channel,
Man vs. Wild
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Profitability
Peter: Hey Joanne, I need to talk to you about something, it's actually pretty serious and important.
Joanne: Oh, ok...(stop what I'm doing to pay attention)
Peter: Yea it's actually really critical to the effectiveness of the Email's that you send out to our clients - I've noticed an error - and its actually really glaring - I'm not sure why I haven't noticed it before...
Joanne *surprised look...slightly concerned*
Joanne: Ok - what's up?
Peter: You know at the bottom of the emails where it says 'Please contact the Cruise and Vacation Desk or whatever program it is...?
Joanne: yea...
Peter: Well right there - you should change it to 'Please contact Peter' - then I would get all the clients and the bookings. It would really help me increase sales.
Joanne: Alright well, I have a Webdevelopment meeting today and will bring it up then.
Peter: Sweet! Let me know.
Joanne: Oh, ok...(stop what I'm doing to pay attention)
Peter: Yea it's actually really critical to the effectiveness of the Email's that you send out to our clients - I've noticed an error - and its actually really glaring - I'm not sure why I haven't noticed it before...
Joanne *surprised look...slightly concerned*
Joanne: Ok - what's up?
Peter: You know at the bottom of the emails where it says 'Please contact the Cruise and Vacation Desk or whatever program it is...?
Joanne: yea...
Peter: Well right there - you should change it to 'Please contact Peter' - then I would get all the clients and the bookings. It would really help me increase sales.
Joanne: Alright well, I have a Webdevelopment meeting today and will bring it up then.
Peter: Sweet! Let me know.
Labels:
business practices,
ethics,
spears (britney)
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
I can has HAM?
GM: Alright everyone - I have your Christmas presents in the back of my truck - make sure you SEE ME before you leave today to pickup your...very special gift.
(everyone files out to receive their HUGE Christmas Ham, compliments of George & Cookie Barnett)
Karen: Peter was on the phone talking to one of his clients - so I picked up his Ham for him...he was telling the client about the Vegan options onboard the ship - and I just plopped the Ham down on the desk..it was pretty funny.
J: (lol) that is funny...I put mine in the back of my car...next to my gym bag - it looks hilarious.
(Peter runs in from the front with his Ham)
Peter: HAM FIGHT!
(everyone files out to receive their HUGE Christmas Ham, compliments of George & Cookie Barnett)
Karen: Peter was on the phone talking to one of his clients - so I picked up his Ham for him...he was telling the client about the Vegan options onboard the ship - and I just plopped the Ham down on the desk..it was pretty funny.
J: (lol) that is funny...I put mine in the back of my car...next to my gym bag - it looks hilarious.
(Peter runs in from the front with his Ham)
Peter: HAM FIGHT!
Labels:
business practices,
ham,
workplace violence
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Jucifer
Chelsea's reaction to watching a Jucifer video on LP's myspace site:
Chels: Ok, can you please stop it now? It's kind of annoying - actually - it's really pissing me off for some reason.
Me: yea me too...but I think that's kind of the point.
I don't think you're SUPPOSE to like it. Like - they dont WANT you to like it - weird
Chels: Yea...seriously make it stop. It's REALLY annoying.
Me: Well..I guess I know what to get you for CHRISTMAS!
Chels: please dont.
a tiny tear of pride rolled down my cheek.
Chels: Ok, can you please stop it now? It's kind of annoying - actually - it's really pissing me off for some reason.
Me: yea me too...but I think that's kind of the point.
I don't think you're SUPPOSE to like it. Like - they dont WANT you to like it - weird
Chels: Yea...seriously make it stop. It's REALLY annoying.
Me: Well..I guess I know what to get you for CHRISTMAS!
Chels: please dont.
a tiny tear of pride rolled down my cheek.
Friday, November 16, 2007
That's What She Said.
So - driving back from lunch Karen decides to tell the J crew (Jill, Jackson and myself) a rather morbid story regarding a child who was killed due to the airbag going off in the car. The basis was that Karen wanted to make sure no children under the age of ..lets call it 12...should be in the front seat...
ANYWAY
As Karen is describing the story (I wasn't really paying attention) she said:
Karen: The other driver hit the car from behind, well he kind of tapped her from behind
(to which I responded)
J: 'That's What She Said!'
it fell on deaf ears as everyone else appeared to be too involved in the dramatic story.
But I still think it was dead on in delivery.
ANYWAY
As Karen is describing the story (I wasn't really paying attention) she said:
Karen: The other driver hit the car from behind, well he kind of tapped her from behind
(to which I responded)
J: 'That's What She Said!'
it fell on deaf ears as everyone else appeared to be too involved in the dramatic story.
But I still think it was dead on in delivery.
Labels:
airbags,
classic humor,
the Office
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